Occupiers Disrupt Pro-Life Event by Dumping Condoms on Catholic School Girls

Mitt Romney Gets Glitter Bombed...Calls It Confetti! At least he's got a sense of humor about it! Watch how Mitt handles the protestor that douses him, and that perfect hair, with a face full of sparkly stuff...

Comedian Chris Rock Is All For Paying Higher Taxes Actor and comedian Chris Rock is the latest celebrity to come forward and say he wouldn’t mind paying higher taxes, sharing his thoughts on the economic crisis.

Michelle Obama's Pushing Her Apples on Jay Leno Get your mind out of the gutter! When Jay told Michelle that he hasn't eaten a vegetable since 1969 and the last apple he ate was in 1984, she wasn't having it!

Awwww Yeah! Rick Santorum is the Latest 'Bad Lip Reading' Victim! “The zoo was all I believed in.” Me too, Rick. Meeee too.

Groundhog Day Explained... Where else do you get to see a groundhog with booze in its hand and still learn?

I Bet This Kid is the MVP of the Season...For the OPPOSITE Team! He scores the winning basket for the wrong team. I'm sure not one kid bothered him about it. Nope, kids would never do that.

BIRTH CONTROL PILLS RECALLED, MAY NOT PREVENT PREGNANCY!

Pfizer said the birth control pills posed no health threat to women but it urged consumers affected by the recall to "begin using a non-hormonal form of contraception immediately."

The drugmaker said the issue involved 14 lots of Lo/Ovral-28 tablets and 14 lots of Norgestrel and Ethinyl Estradiol tablets.

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MOST DESIRABLE WOMEN (ASKMEN.COM)

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TOP 99 MOST DESIRABLE WOMEN OF 2012

The most desirable woman of 2012 -- according to the readers of AskMen.com -- is Sofia Vergara. The Modern Family star topped the website's annual poll, dethroning Blake Lively, who fell to 32.

Model Kate Upton landed in the number 2 spot, while Rooney Mara, Miranda Kerr and Nicki Minaj rounded out the top five.

    99 women were recognized in total; including Scarlett Johansson and Kim Kardashian, who both made the top ten.

The top 20 are as follows:

1. Sofia Vergara
2. Kate Upton
3. Rooney Mara
4. Miranda Kerr
5. Nicki Minaj
6. Emma Stone
7. Scarlett Johansson
8. Kim Kardashian
9. Rihanna
10. Candice Swanepoel
11. Kate Middleton
12. Zooey Deschanel
13. Mila Kunis
14. Selena Gomez
15. Daisy Lowe
16. Katy Perry
17. Emma Watson
18. Lady Gaga
19. Lea Michele
20. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley


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Madden NFL 12 - Super Bowl XLVI Sim - Patriots vs Giants

Bob Beckel Rips Rep. West: ‘I Have Never Heard Anything More Disgraceful in my Life’ "

"Awwwwww Shucky Ducky!" He may be out of the presidential race, but Herman Cain still manages to give the internet cool sound bites to play with! Here's Herman at a Newt Gingrich rally in Florida screaming what will soon be your new catch phrase.

Sing-Off: Mitt Romney Vs. Barack Obama! It's the first real head-to-head contest of the 2012 election: Mittens offered a rendition of “America the Beautiful” in Florida Monday night, which gives us the opportunity to compare his pipes to the President's. Who wins?

And in case you've been living under a rock, here's Obama's "Let's Stay Together"...

Definitely Not President Obama's Most Empathetic Moment “Send me your husband's resume,” the prez says, after talking in more general terms to a woman whose husband is an unemployed engineer. Her husband, a semi-conductor engineer, “should be able to find a job right away.” Obama says he'll follow up. Oh boy.

Here's the Ferris Bueller Super Bowl Commercial You've Been Waiting For! 2 minutes of Matthew Broderick being funny among various "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" Easter eggs.

As heard on The Joe Pags Show: New Crime Stoppers segment:

"Get the Hell Out of the United States of America!"
Speaking to a Lincoln Day Dinner in West Palm Beach, FL for the Palm Beach County GOP, Rep. Allen West (R-Fla) fired off a humdinger of a line that within minutes drew recriminations from Democrats on Twitter.

Romney the Barbarian
Newsweek's latest creation. Also, what's up with Newt's torso?!

 Picture credit: : 4.bp.blogspot.com

eBay Auction Alert: President Obama's Chrysler Saloon is Going For $1 Million!
Obama leased the car for three years from 2004 until 2007 before trading it in for a hybrid model. Now for a cool mil you can have POTUS’s old ride. Just place your bid right here.

 The Muppets vs. Fox News
SHOTS FIRED! At a recent press conference in London, Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy were asked about recent claims by Fox Business anchor Eric Bolling that “The Muppets” pushes a liberal agenda meant to brainwash children. Here's their response.

America's First Parade For Iraq Veterans
Thousands gathered in downtown St. Louis on Saturday to celebrate the return of our troops and the end of the Iraq War. Welcome home.

As heard on The Joe Pags Show: benefit for fire victims. For the Payton family who lost three family members in Sunday morning fire.

Read about the story here.

If you wish to donate - everythign should be payable to the Payton Fire Victim's Fund, PO Box 10352, San Antonio, TX 78210.

Also, donation can be dropped off at Bank of America locations.

This fund is registered witht he IRS - EIN#90-0787960. 

 Snowmobiler Lives After Being Buried By Avalanche!
Snow can be very cruel. One second, you're having fun with it. The next, it's trying to suck the life out of you. Sounds a lot like my ex. ZING!!!

Snowmobiler Saved After Quick Avalanche - Watch More Funny Videos

 For Those Who Can't Play, PAINT!
This girl paints a picture of NBA superstar Yao Ming using a basketball. 

 Audi's Hot Vampire Super Bowl Commercial!
What happens when a vamp brings an Audi S7 to the party?

Newt Gingrich and His Moon Colonies Made For An Interesting Debate...

Jon Stewart Ruins Newt's "Moon Dreams" Too Just hours after enduring a debate night beating from Mitt Romney over his idea for a permanent colony on the moon, Newt Gingrich received a similar smackdown from Jon Stewart on Thursday night's “Daily Show.”

YES HULK CAN!!! Culture jammer Ron English unveils his latest creation: The Incredible Obama. Once a mild-mannered president, until a gamma bomb blast transformed him into a hulking mass of executive power. Unfortunately, not for sale at this time.

This is Actor Justin Long...

And This is Actor Justin Long Playing Mitt Romney in a Rip Off of "The Office"!

WOW! Hey Mayor: Do You Need Some Water To Wash Down Your Foot? Mayor of East Haven, Connecticut Joseph Maturo is in hot water after he told a local TV station that the way he’d help the Latino community is by going home and having “tacos.” Then he starts backpeddling like a maniac! This is almost too ridiculous to be real. But it is.

Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer and President Obama Get Into It!

Arizona Governor Janice Brewer claims Obama was upset with her description of their 2010 meeting at the White House in her book Scorpions for Breakfast. Brewer says she went to greet Obama with good intentions, but the discussion soon escalated into a heat argument over the content of the book. Brewer says Obama eventually walked away from her mid-sentence.

I'll Give Him a Pass This Time... John Boehner got all choked up as Gabby Giffords resigned from Congress. So let's give him a break, OK?!!

Why Obama's State of the Union Sounded VERY Familar... The Republican National Committee points out that Obama has been saying the same stuff from year to year. Not sure it's exactly an attack, but it's a pretty compelling video.

And of course, there was VP Joe Biden, who couldn't wait to blow his nose....

Mitt Romney Releases New Web Video: "The Real State of the Union" Mitt Romney released a new web video Tuesday evening, detailing his prebuttal to the President’s State of the Union speech. The video, nearly two minutes long, hits President Obama’s economic record over the last three years including the SP downgrade of the US credit rating, the $15 million national debt, and 35 straight months of unemployment over 8%.

Incase You Missed It: The Best Moment From Last Year's State of the Union “That's me!” If you aren't already familiar with Kathy Proctor—the breakout star of last year's State of the Union—then please do become reacquainted with her.

This Chevy Camaro Super Bowl Commercial RULES! The commerical by Zack Borst, who won the ChevroletRoute66 contest, will air during the Super Bowl. But you get to see it now! You are welcome.

Here's Everything You Missed at the Florida GOP Debate in 100 Seconds!

"Newt Gingrich Cashed In" On Freddie Mac Mitt Romney goes nuclear on his debate 'frenemy' Gingrich in his latest TV ad.

Classic: Obama's Pizza Joke FAIL to the International Space Station Crew! Back in July, the prez gave a long distance call to the ISS to pay tribute to the crew of the space shuttle Atlantis on their final flight to space. Even though they were far, far away, crickets were heard 'round the world.

Mitt Romney's Got Jokes Too! I wonder if marijuana humor will be a consistent part of Mitten's race to the presidency. ZING!!!!

The Latest Bad Weather Viral Video Comes To You From Utah! Epic slide around the 2:15 mark!

This is What Happens When You Don't Put Your Phone on Vibrate at a Classical Concert... 1) Public humiliation and 2) Everyone in the room staring you down for being a moron. Two of my personal fav's. Plus you're forever known as that guy who got OWNED by a violin player!

Steven Tyler Screws Up the National Anthem! Is it the new, cool thing to do to mess up the National Anthem?! In Tyler’s defense, Christina Aguilera wishes she busted hearing aids as well as he did at Sunday's AFC Championship. Or am I wrong?

Gabrielle Giffords To Resign From Congress Gabrielle Giffords announced on her YouTube channel Sunday that she will resign from Congress this week.

Rick Santorum Got Glitter-Bombed at the South Carolina Primary Night Speech It's been awhile since someone got bedazzled by a face full of glitter. Occupy Charleston thought it was long overdue.

Rick Perry Gets Voted Off By 'American Idol' This is why he REALLY quit the race. The pressure can get to you when you have to perform in front of "Jenny From the Block."

Why It's Good To Have a Dash Cam Nice try, scammers. You just got owned.

Obviously Sledding is the New Angry Sport This reporter was just trying to warn the public of the dangers of sledding on a closed street, but one lady isn't having it. She knows what fun is and she's going to stand up for it!
Seattle Sledder Confronts Reporter on Live TV - Watch More Funny Videos